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Friday, December 21, 2007

Why Condoms Come in Boxes 3, 6, 12

WHY CONDOMS COME IN BOXES OF 3, 6, & 12

A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son.
They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks.

"What are these, Dad? To which the man matter-of-factly replies,

"Those are called condoms, son.

Men use them to have safe sex."Oh I see," replied the boy. "Yes, I've heard of safe sex in health class at School"

He looks over the display and picks up a pack of 3 and asks, "Why are there 3 in this package?"The dad replies, "Those are for high schoolboys, one for Friday, one for Saturday, and one for Sunday."

"Cool" says the boy.He notices a 6 pack and asks, "Then who are these For?" "Those are for college men," the dad answers, "TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday."

"WOW!" exclaimed the boy, "then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up a 12 pack.With a sigh and a tear in his eye, the dad replied,


"Those are for married men. One for January, one for February, one for March......."

Its all about Wives

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Some more details:
In total, 7,244 Sharp 80W modules are used to clad the entire service tower. From this total, 4,898 PV modules are live, 870 ‘full size’ dummy modules and 109 ‘medium size’ dummy modules and 1,367 edge modules were used in order to optimize the system’s electrical generation and minimize costs. (source: Solarcenter)


Curiosities:
Generates total electricity for 61 average three-bed houses each year (note: there is a difference between what is stated in the Tower’s site and in the Solarcenter’s site)
Generates enough electricity each year to light an average three-bed house for over 305 years
Generates enough electricity to make 6.8 million pieces of toast/9.9 million cups of tea every year

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